"Oh my god! I didn't tell you my name yet? Jesus christ." He lifts a hand and slaps it over his face, knocking his glasses askew. "I am so sorry. I swear, I'm not normally like this."

His mother would slap him. His sister would slap him. His niece would probably punch him in the dick, and he'd deserve it all. "Jake Jensen. I'm used to just Jensen- army life. I am so sorry."

He was sorry and now he was naked in front of a queen named Sansa with a shitty ex husband.